When the guys at TV rejected my video for having cattle in it they said, “Great concept Mike but, we are promoting LOW-COW CONTENT.”
GIRL: A prophet you say?
PROPHET: Yes, I am a Prophet
GIRL: Really, can you tell me what I do?
PROPHET: Your job?
GIRL: Yes Papa…
PROPHET: You make money from pleasing men, sexually.
GIRL: Oh my word. You actually are a prophet. I have been trying to get out of that. Wow you really a prophet. (Begins to cry)
PROPHET: Nope, I haven’t started the prophetic bit… Was sure I saw you last night on my favourite porn site.