42 #Provokatif One-liners To Ponder About #Humor

Feel free to share these one-liners with your friends. Whenever you need to share jokes, humour or wordplay. Depending on whether you are just into comedy or you into rap music. Some of the oneliners are understood more by zimbabwean citizens than anyone. But most can be understood across borders. ;) –

  1. Music is a calling, I don’t think.you even got a beep. 
  2.  You can’t sing. The only jam from you ladies thought was sweet was home made marmalade.
  3.  I sit on money making ideas; I cant afford chairs yet .
  4.  Some of your Facebook profiles are like churches. No one is allowed to write on your wall.
  5. If you’re plotting my fall keep trying like Ecocash is down.
  6.  I send wack rappers to sleep coz they always try me at bad time.
  7.  People open my web-pages so much they now getting dog ears.
  8.  My alien girlfriend is always asking for SPACE; My Earthline girlfriend has a SUN.
  9. I saw your handwriting and thought it was CAPTCHA.
  10.  Some of you youngsters will “dye” young, you already have grey hair.
  11. My reviews are unfaithful because they “affair”.
  12.  The police are corrupt like a rained on floppy disc.
  13.  In fact there’s so much corruption, Priests might blackmail after confessions.
  14.  Pop culture is like a guillotine, there are few Hip-hop heads left.
  15.  Yes there are few heads LEFT, you heard RIGHT.
  16. Even teeth have crowns it doesn’t make them King.
  17. Some of you are pompous eversince twitter but having followers doesn’t mean you’re Jesus.
  18. You guys cant EXCEL because you can’t WORK-SHEET.
  19. Number rawaridza could not CONNECT to the audience “please try again later.”
  20.  Power is an abuse victim; until it has power to free itself, no one will.
  21.  This is so #Provokatif it raised eyebrows of chicks who use eye-liners.
  22. The only subject some you rappers will ever pass is away.
  23. Some of y’all always get cheated on like Zimhiphop awards.
  24. A lot of young ones get attached to labels like Peanut butter containers.
  25. Some of your little marketing ideas will never work for anyone like Bill Gates.
  26. The only male these ratchets will ever get is in their inbox.
  27. These bloggers are one sided like a video cassette.
  28. Enemies cant be nominees, that’s too much categories.
  29. Even if Strive was your Buddie you can’t buy street credit.
  30. Some of your lyrics mean nothing like nix.
  31. Most of you rappers Fill yourselves like CYSTERN “Tazvida”
  32. The police are corrupt like a rained on floppy disc.
  33. In fact there’s so much corruption, Priests might blackmail after confessions.
  34. Pop culture is like a guillotine, there are few Hip-hop heads left.
  35. Yes there are few heads LEFT, you heard RIGHT.
  36.  Even teeth have crowns it doesn’t make them King.
  37.  Some of you are pompous ever-since twitter but having followers doesn’t mean you’re Jesus.
  38.  You guys cant EXCEL because you can’t WORK-SHEET.
  39.  Number rawaridza could not CONNECT to the audience “please try again later.”
  40. Power is an abuse victim; until it has power to free itself, no one will.
  41.  This is so #Provokatif it raised eyebrows of chicks who use eye-liners.

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